Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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