office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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