whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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