Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
