it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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