We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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