the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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