What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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