toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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