I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
