He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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