Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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