how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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