like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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