I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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