All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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