Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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