yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
