i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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