hell yes lets make some ravioli
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Vodka?
Forever.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Dick very happy bro
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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