So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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