i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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