I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
