can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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