i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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