We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
