well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
