Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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