these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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