I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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