i don't like sucking hair
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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