You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
