You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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