omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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