try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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