So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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