Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
where am i from again
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
