Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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