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We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Soap is not a condiment
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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