I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's official drugs can't kill me
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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