if i can run in heels then i can drive
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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