How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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