I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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