is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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