Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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