try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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