Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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