I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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