Plan B is the new Plan A
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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