i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
organizing the empties. That sober.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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